Teacher: Tom, why don’t you wash your face everyday? I can see what you had for breakfast today.
Tom: What was it, teacher?
Tom: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.
After having died, a couple souls flied to the heaven gate, St.Pierre opened the door and informed that for one time of unfaithfulness to each other in their life they will be prod by a needle. After being prod 5 times, the wife turned to ST.Poerre and asked: “Where is my husband?” “He is lying […]
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating straight away. “Jonny, wait until we’ve said our prayer,” his mother reminded him. “I don’t have to.” – the little boy replied. “Of course you do.” – his mother insisted. “We say a prayer […]
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!” “But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.” “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.” “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!” “Oh, that’s no […]