Teacher: Tom, why don’t you wash your face everyday? I can see what you had for breakfast today.
Tom: What was it, teacher?
Tom: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.
Darren remembers accompanying his father out shopping in the toy department of Hamleys one Christmas Eve. Dad said, “What a marvelous train set. I’ll buy it.” The girl behind the counter looked pleased and murmured, “Great, I’m sure your son will really love it.” Dad replied with a glint in his eye, “Maybe you’re right. […]
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” The little […]