Teacher: Tom, why don’t you wash your face everyday? I can see what you had for breakfast today.
Tom: What was it, teacher?
Tom: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!” “But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.” “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.” “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!” “Oh, that’s no […]
An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating a proposal. “Do you think she’d marry me if I tell her I’m 45?” – he asked a friend. “Your chances are better,” said the friend, “if you tell her you’re 90.” Facebook Comments comments
Darren remembers accompanying his father out shopping in the toy department of Hamleys one Christmas Eve. Dad said, “What a marvelous train set. I’ll buy it.” The girl behind the counter looked pleased and murmured, “Great, I’m sure your son will really love it.” Dad replied with a glint in his eye, “Maybe you’re right. […]