A woman was telling her friend, “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.” “And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend. The woman replied, “A billionaire…”
Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son: No Dad: She’s the daughter of Bill Gates Son: Then okay Dad goes to Bill Gates Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son Bill Gates: No Dad: He is the CEO of the world bank Bill Gates: Then okay Dad goes […]
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it, slammed it shut, and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house and again went to the mail box […]
A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. “Seamus, I am going hunting tomorrow. I don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of my patients.” “Yes, sir!” – answers Seamus. The doctor goes hunting and returns the following […]
