A woman was telling her friend, “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.” “And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend. The woman replied, “A billionaire…”
Teacher: Tom, why don’t you wash your face everyday? I can see what you had for breakfast today. Tom: What was it, teacher? Teacher: Eggs Tom: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday. Facebook Comments comments
After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel. She smiled and told him not to worry because they were trained professionals and he was in good hands. […]
A wag asked his friend. “How many knaves do you suppose live in this street besides yourself ?” “Beside myself !” replied the other. “Do you mean to insult me ?” “Well, then ?” said the first, “how many do you reckon including yourself ?” Facebook Comments comments
